Sunday, March 30, 2008

Preview before "The Bank Job"

There was this creepy preview about a man who is sitting on a train, taking photographs of a woman sitting along on a subway car. Behind her a man in some trenchcoat or something (they never wear like, a yellow Hello Kitty Tee Shirt with a stupid haircut), and he murders her. Evidently, this dude can see murders that have happened in the past, so he decides that in order to solve this, he has to follow the serial killer after his murders, and I guess he works in a meat factory, and the bodies are never found because, gasp, they're in my hamburger! So the trailer is pretty creepy, the mood is good, the gore is intact and there is suspense. Seems like a decent hack and slash, straightforward horror flick by Clive Barker. Then, the title.

"Midnight Meat Train."

I laughed well into the next preview. I think I saw a 70s porn movie by that same name.

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