So, I'm sitting in the cinema with the fam, waiting for Horton Hears a Who to begin, when my phone buzzes. I flip it out and my wife peeks and says, "What, a penis? Why do you have a penis on your phone?"
"Oh, it's a donut."
Homer Simpson's hand holding a donut, to be specific. Somehow my wife thinks gay porn on her husband's phone is normal.
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