Sunday, May 18, 2008

Cats and their evil deeds

"Wilbur locked me in the bathroom," Zoe told me this morning.

"He didn't lock you in the bathroom," I reassured. "He can't reach it."

"No, yesterday," she added.

"Wilbur didn't lock you in the bathroom, he's just a cat."

"No, yesterday."

"Zoe, he doesn't have opposable thumbs, he has paws. Besides, the bathroom only locks from the inside, he can't lock you in from the outside."

"No," insisted Zoe. "Wilbur."

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